Driving in Lebanon

, u better sit tight for this one:
Driving in Lebanon is a joy for adrenaline freaks, for if it isnt for half senile taxi driver that counts his money while he drives, to the suicidal cats that keep crossing the damned streets, to outspoken gentleman whom their mouthes are dirtier than a Mississippi sewer, to the 3 years old doing acrobatic moves on his motorcycle, to the half asleep road police, to the kalamantine road selling merchant, to the potholes that u can actually see where they end, to the need to vitally destroy any chance of showing curtosy during driving.....if it weren't for all that, driving in Lebanon would be all too boring.