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FriendOfZeus · 01-14-2008

"If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

"What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

How do blind people know when they are done wiping?"

Oh man those cracked me up! haha

01-14-2008	#3
FriendOfZeus Registered Member Last Online: 08-22-2008 Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,126 Thanks: 582 Thanked 534 Times in 362 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Questions, By George Carlin "If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? "What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? How do blind people know when they are done wiping?" Oh man those cracked me up! haha