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Old 04-15-2008   #1
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Talking Vista Source Code !!!

Code:
/*
        GNOT General Public Licence!
    (c) 1995-2007 Microsoft Corporation
*/

#include "dos.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "sco_unix.h"

class WindowsVista extends WindowsXP implements Nothing
{}

int totalNewFeatures = 3;
int totalWorkingNewFeatures = 0;
float numberOfBugs = 345889E+08;
bool readyForRelease = False;

void main {
    while (!CRASHED) {

        if (first_time_install) {
            if ((installedRAM < 2GB) || (processorSpeed < 4GHz))
            {
                MessageBox("Hardware incompability error.");
                GetKeyPress();
                BSOD();
            }
        }
        Make10GBswapfile();
        SearchAndDestroy(FIREFOX|OPENOFFICEORG|ANYTHING_GOOGLE);
        addRandomDriver();
        MessageBox("Driver incompatibility error.");
        GetKeyPress();
        BSOD();
    }

    //printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
    //printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
    printf("Welcome to Windows Vista");

    if (still_not_crashed){

        CheckUserLicense();
        DoubleCheckUserLicense();
        TripleCheckUserLicense();
        RelayUserDetailsToRedmond();

        DisplayFancyGraphics();
        FlickerLED(hard_drive);
        RunWindowsXP();
        return LotsMoreMoney;
    }
}
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