A man to cardiologist:" How dare u tell my wife that she has a cute Vagina?"
Doctor:" stupid, I told her that she has acute Angina."
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A husband was stung by a bee on his penis and it became swollen. His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is."
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A man was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Man: I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
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Mother to Teenage Daughter: "I think its time that we should talk about SEX."
Daughter: "Yes Mom, What do you want to know?"
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Can u name FIVE Great KINGS who have brought HAPPINESS into PEOPLES LIVES??
Answer: "drin-KING, smo-KING, lic-KING, suc-KING & of course fuc-KING...
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