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Old 04-20-2008   #3
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Default Re: Pharmacy: Helping out one moron After Another

I found a few pharmacy related complaints and weird phamacy questions on facebook posted from a bunch of pharmacists Thought i'd share some


Middle Aged Lady: "Can I get just one Tylenol #3?"
Me: ".... uh... no, it's a prescription, do you have a prescription?"
MAL: "No... I just want one, I'll pay for it"
Me: "No."
MAL: "Well, you can't say I didn't try."




ome mid-30's woman once came to me with a prescription of an anti-tussive for her 10 year old son , as i gave her the drug , and i am telling her what to do...

Me :- see this line ?? fill it to here . and give your son 3 times a day , every 8 hours !
Woman :- to fill until the line ??
Me:- yes .
Woman :- to the line to fill from down or from up ??
(she ment that u can fill it from up to the line and a half air will be in the bottom ROFL , i guess she was too stupid to realeze that )
Me :- thinking-( )
Me :- if you can fill it from up so fill it ! if u cant (which is what gonna happen-thinking) fill it from down !



Pt: I need my reflexology pills.
Me:Pardon me?
Pt: My reflexology pills for my stomach.
Me: Oh, your acid reflux pills XD
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