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Old 09-29-2006   #58
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I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me. my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one thing was her irresistible younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age and simply beautiful. One day, little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I just could not believe my ears. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he Hugged me and aid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter........ Welcome to the family.
"he moral of this story is: always keep your condoms in the car and not in your pocket"
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