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What if they tax talking?
Imagine a typical Sunday morning. You woke up early, grab your cup of coffee, turn on the tv and BAM!! Flash:” Sanyoura put a new TAX!!! For each 100 words you say youll have to pay 250 L.L because the government has a shortage. Everyone should pay without exceptions!”
So instead of hearing the LBC news: ”stakbala w wada3a w ltaka w akala…” you’ll hear NOTHING because LBC’s news is all about crap! And who wants to pay money to say crappy things?!?
You turn off your tv, put some clothes on and grab the first taxi you see. Instead of hearing the nagging of the taxi driver: ”ma3iche ghalye ma ba2a fina n3ich ma ma3na nishtre rabtit khobez wil wleds……” you’ll hear nothing except the sound of the old engine yali anja2 deyir and of course labid elcar 3al jouwars!
You arrive to your destination, and notice a group of women standing there looking at each other without saying a word! YES! Niswen elforon SAKATO! “shifte Josephine shou 3imlit bi jawza mberi7??? Yi Layal be3it siyareta eljdideeee… yib3atla shou mitbash3a bhal cha3ratssssss….”
You enter to the church, you hear nothing but the sound of God (He doesn’t pay OF COURSE!!). But where is the good part?? The priest ma byou3azzzz!! They just want every lira available! And who cares aslant about what political party he belongs to?
You get out after the ides is done and you notice a guy standing next to a girl… he doesn’t bother himself talkin about the chalet in Faraya nor siyaret w mosriyets elpapi wala wen sohir last night… he just grab the $ from his pocket and he’s done!
In the other part of the church’s lobby you can see a bunch of girls with a new way of “tnisnous” (they just cant stop
) “Hair, boots, jeans…” the old way was “ OMG look at her hair!! She doesn’t know how the coiffeur even looks like!! Take a look at her bootssss!! My grandma used to wear that!! ……. And the list goes on”
You go home, turn on your pc, and notice that no one wrote on your facebook wall or a group sent you a message or someone made a silly comment about your new profile pic! No one is talkin to u on the MSN! VC has shut down!! Only your insurance broker sent you an email: ”meeting cancelled” wooow hayde khabriye! Who wants to hear that big mouth talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and I have NO IDEA what he’s talking about!!!
Imagine your world with less nagging and crappy words that has no meaning or ta3me!
Life would be much happier!
Don’t you think??