[cybermax]

Originally Posted by AnGe|ic

A farmer orders an expensive milking machine. He decides to test it on
himself first, so he inserts his manhood into the equipment and turns on
the switch. Soon he realizes that the equipment provides him with more
pleasure than his wife does.

But when the fun is over, he realizes that he cannot remove the
instrument from his tool, anxiously he reads the manual, but does not
find any useful information.

He tries every button on the instrument, without success. Finally the
farmer decides to call the customer hotline.

''Hello, I just bought a cow milking machine from your company, it works
fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?'' "Don't worry
sir'', replies the customer service person, ''the machine will release
automatically once it has collected two litres!"

hahahahaha lol