A man and a woman went into divorce, but they still got ht porblem of whom is gonna take the child...
they went to court to decide, the woman started talking that she should have the kid, and that she could provide him love and passion...
then the man stood up and told the judge:" if you're buying a pepsi can from a pepsi machine, you insert a 1000L.L. bill into the machine, then it gives one pepsi can, who takes that can, you or the machine??"
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