One of the reasons to make someone
Proud to be Lebanese….
A Russian, an Iranian & an American...
Talking about something to be proud of.
The Russian said:
I am proud of Russian girls….
Because they are pretty, polite & respectable…
The Iranian said:
I am proud of Iranian carpets….
Because it is the best carpet in the world….
The American said:
I am proud of the C.I.A….
Because they know everything that happens
in the world & sometimes before it happens…
The Lebanese has been silent!!!!
After a while he said:
I am proud of myself…..Because, yesterday,
I slept with a Russian girl,
On an Iranian carpet,
and the C.I.A didn’t know till now!!!!!
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