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Old 05-25-2009   #7
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Originally Posted by SysTaMatIcS View Post
je ne parle pas francais ! pléasé translaté
A patient is seriously ill in hospital. The family is gathered in the waiting room.
Between a tired doctor and said, "Sorry, I bring you bad news. The only chance of survival is a transplant of the brain. This is an experimental, very risky and the costs of which will be entirely your responsibility.
The family remains puzzled. One member asked: "How much does a brain?"
"That depends, replied the doctor. That is $ 5,000 for a male brain and $ 200 for a female brain."
Then a long moment of silence settles. The men of the family holding of laughter and avoid looking at women.
A curious still dares ask the question: "Doctor, why is there such a price difference?"
The doctor smiled facing such a question, then replied: "The brains of women are less expensive because they have been used."
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