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Neoxter · 06-13-2009

Are you a multi-millionaire with cash to burn? Look no further!

You're Florentino Perez. You have £80 million - €93,000,000 - just burning a hole in your pocket. You need to spend, spend, spend. But on what?

Well, you can do what the man himself did and buy Cristiano Ronaldo for Real Madrid.

But why do that when you can do any of the following...

Ten 1,235-acre private Greek islands in the sparkling Mediterranean
The entire economy of the country of Tuvalu, five times over, with cash to spare
Six Rafael van der Vaarts, with change

A two-fifths share of Roman Abramovich's yacht, Pelorus
Around 160,000 Real Madrid shirts from the Goal.com Shop
Four-fifths of Mike Ashley's Newcastle United shares
Jacqui Smith's expenses claim for television - including her husband's adult movies! - in the British Houses of Parliament, 1,200,000 times over
657 flights into space with Richard Branson
444 Ferrari 599s - the car that Ronaldo crashed in a tunnel

761 bottles of a nice 1787 Chateau Lafite, the most expensive wine in the world.
One Velodrome in London for the 2012 Olympic Games (note: final cost may rise. Again.)
145,985 Category One tickets for the FIFA 2010 World Cup Final in South Africa (although they're sold out)

275,862,068 cans of Tesco Value Baked Beans from Ronaldo's local supermarket in the north-west of England
20 replicas of Cristiano Ronaldo's house in Cheshire, near Manchester
Just over half of Lionel Messi's release clause...

06-13-2009	#1
Neoxter Beyond the Code Last Online: 06-15-2014 Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,993 Thanks: 2,214 Thanked 3,426 Times in 1,499 Posts Groans: 57 Groaned at 69 Times in 52 Posts	What Else Can £80m Buy You Today? Are you a multi-millionaire with cash to burn? Look no further! You're Florentino Perez. You have £80 million - €93,000,000 - just burning a hole in your pocket. You need to spend, spend, spend. But on what? Well, you can do what the man himself did and buy Cristiano Ronaldo for Real Madrid. But why do that when you can do any of the following... Ten 1,235-acre private Greek islands in the sparkling Mediterranean The entire economy of the country of Tuvalu, five times over, with cash to spare Six Rafael van der Vaarts, with change A two-fifths share of Roman Abramovich's yacht, Pelorus Around 160,000 Real Madrid shirts from the Goal.com Shop Four-fifths of Mike Ashley's Newcastle United shares Jacqui Smith's expenses claim for television - including her husband's adult movies! - in the British Houses of Parliament, 1,200,000 times over 657 flights into space with Richard Branson 444 Ferrari 599s - the car that Ronaldo crashed in a tunnel 761 bottles of a nice 1787 Chateau Lafite, the most expensive wine in the world. One Velodrome in London for the 2012 Olympic Games (note: final cost may rise. Again.) 145,985 Category One tickets for the FIFA 2010 World Cup Final in South Africa (although they're sold out) 275,862,068 cans of Tesco Value Baked Beans from Ronaldo's local supermarket in the north-west of England 20 replicas of Cristiano Ronaldo's house in Cheshire, near Manchester Just over half of Lionel Messi's release clause...