[LFsoul]

A sixteen year old girl goes to confession in a church
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> "Father, I called a man a son-of-a-***** yesterday."
> "Why did you call him a son-of-a-*****??" the priest asked.
> "Because, father, he touched me on my arm without permission"
> "Do you mean like this??" He touches her arm.
> "Yes father."
> "That's no reason for calling him a son-of-a-*****."
> "But father he also touched my breasts."
> "You mean like this??" He touches her breasts.
> "Yes father."
> "That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-*****."
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> "But father, he took off my clothes."
> "Like this??" He takes off her clothes.
> "Yes father."
> "That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-*****."
> "But father he then put his you-know-what in my you-know-where."
> "Like this??" He put his you-know-what in her you-know-where.
> "Yes father," she says sometime later.
> "But that's no reason to call him a son-of-a-*****."
> "But father, he has AIDS."
> "THAT SON-OF-A-*****!!!"