#4.Alexander Graham Bell's Six Nippled Sheep
As all of you (hopefully) know, Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, which is arguably the single most important invention of all freaking time. As probably none of you know, one of Bell's less notable inventions is the six nippled sheep.
"SIX NIPPLES ON A FREAKING SHEEP! HELL YEAH!!"
Bell spent the last 30 years of his life and $250,000 (adjusted for inflation that's roughly the Gross Domestic Product of Canada) on his beloved deranged sheep. Why would a famed inventor spend all his time and money just to crap on nature? To make more sheep, of course. Upon purchasing a pet ewe for his children, Bell noted sheep possessed only two nipples, an inferior number compared to pigs and cats. Evolution had clearly messed this one up.
Bell versus Evolution: The Throwdown.
Bell figured that sheep with more nipples would naturally produce more offspring and thus make farmers' wallets fatter, a postulation not supported by science of any kind. Of course, the ramifications of the nipple enhanced sheep implies more far-reaching applications, the likes of which man has only fantasized about to this point.
Cow nipples are next!!
(bi tasarrof
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