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Kain · 08-22-2010

#3.Dr. Yoshiro Nakamatsu's Love Spray

While not widely known in America, Dr. Yoshiro Nakamatsu (who prefers to go by Dr. NakaMats) is a legend in Japan. He holds the world record for most patents at 3,200, three times as many as Edison. He had a hand in inventing the floppy disk, CDs, DVDs, digital watches and karaoke machines. Look around at all the stuff in your apartment and Dr. NakaMats probably had a hand in its creation.

This is not a random Google image result for "Japanese man".
This is actually Dr. NakaMats.

Dr. NakaMats's latest and greatest innovation is the Love Jet, which according to his best explanation is catnip for veejays. Ladies can just spray a few pumps on their unmentionables and the men will come running, as detailed in the most unintentionally hilarious video of all time.

http://vimeo.com/8420467

Dr. NakaMats claims to have tested his invention on over 10,000 women, but hastens to point out, "I'm not doing the sex, just checking the meters." It's also important to note that Dr. NakaMats asserts Love Jet removes the need for foreplay, which is like removing the dialog from a Michael Bay movie and just leaving the explosions.

Dr. NakaMats again, just hangin'.

Of course, Japan is the land of the eccentric, so Japanese men may just have such a craving for the exotic that they raise the bar for women higher than "non-spraying" women can vault.
And we haven't even gotten to the nutty part. Dr. Nats sells his Love Jet for 30,000 yen (about $250) but they cost 80,000 yen to produce, resulting in a $400 loss per bottle. Why? Because Dr. NakaMats is worried about Japan's decreasing birth rate. He considers getting men and women aroused a civic duty. Why can't our patriots be like that?

(bi tasarrof )

08-22-2010	#9
Kain Registered Member Last Online: 05-14-2023 Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,412 Thanks: 5,152 Thanked 2,962 Times in 1,439 Posts Groans: 47 Groaned at 13 Times in 12 Posts	#3.Dr. Yoshiro Nakamatsu's Love Spray While not widely known in America, Dr. Yoshiro Nakamatsu (who prefers to go by Dr. NakaMats) is a legend in Japan. He holds the world record for most patents at 3,200, three times as many as Edison. He had a hand in inventing the floppy disk, CDs, DVDs, digital watches and karaoke machines. Look around at all the stuff in your apartment and Dr. NakaMats probably had a hand in its creation. This is not a random Google image result for "Japanese man". This is actually Dr. NakaMats. Dr. NakaMats's latest and greatest innovation is the Love Jet, which according to his best explanation is catnip for veejays. Ladies can just spray a few pumps on their unmentionables and the men will come running, as detailed in the most unintentionally hilarious video of all time. http://vimeo.com/8420467 Dr. NakaMats claims to have tested his invention on over 10,000 women, but hastens to point out, "I'm not doing the sex, just checking the meters." It's also important to note that Dr. NakaMats asserts Love Jet removes the need for foreplay, which is like removing the dialog from a Michael Bay movie and just leaving the explosions. Dr. NakaMats again, just hangin'. Of course, Japan is the land of the eccentric, so Japanese men may just have such a craving for the exotic that they raise the bar for women higher than "non-spraying" women can vault. And we haven't even gotten to the nutty part. Dr. Nats sells his Love Jet for 30,000 yen (about $250) but they cost 80,000 yen to produce, resulting in a $400 loss per bottle. Why? Because Dr. NakaMats is worried about Japan's decreasing birth rate. He considers getting men and women aroused a civic duty. Why can't our patriots be like that? (bi tasarrof ) __________________ عميت عين لا تراك عليها رقيبا Last edited by Kain; 08-22-2010 at 10:11 AM.