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Old 03-16-2006   #1
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Default kiss her**!!

One night a guy took his girlfriend home. As they were about to wish
each other goodnight at the front door, the guy started feeling a
little in the mood.
With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall
and smiling, he said to her "
Honey, would you give me a kiss?"
Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"

"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" He asked grinning at
her.
"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"

"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!".

"No way. It's just too risky!"

"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"

"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!".

"Oh yes you can. Please?"....................

"No, no. I just can't"

"I'm begging you .. "
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on, and the girl's older
sister showed up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy
voice she said, :

Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss, or I can do it. Or if need
be, mom says she can come down herself and do it, but for God's sake
and all of ours....

"TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE DOOR BELL!!"
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