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2. No we do not enjoy getting waxed at the salon. It’s time, money, and energy wasted on agonizing physical pain, so it wouldn’t hurt you to trim your nose hairs and tweeze your unibrow. We also understand that you’re a man and you’re entitled to chest hair, but please don’t abuse the privilege. If you can braid them, shave them!

Ignore this, it depends on the one you choose :P

8.Whether we’re out on our 1st or 93rd dinner together, we want dessert. Whether we ask for it or not, we want dessert. Whether we’re dieting or not, we want dessert. When you’re in doubt, order us dessert (preferably something with lots of chocolate) – why? Because we want dessert.

That's new to me :P anyone can confirm it?

9- If we love you, we will turn into worriers. We will worry about what you eat, how you sleep, and everything else. We do not like hearing that we are like your mother; so instead of complaining, appreciate that a female gives a crap about you.

Personally I like that :P

10-We understand there’s a three day rule to calling a girl after you first meet her. We don’t like that rule. It’s become so cliché and we don’t like men who need to plan their every move. This is not a board game, so spontaneity won’t give you an ulcer. Call us the next day; not only will be appreciate it, but we’ll appreciate you.

It's actually a 4 days rule now, please update the guys that didn't receive the memo yet!

11- When we ask you what outfit we should wear, just pick one! We won’t wear the one you choose so don’t be angry; but nevertheless, pick one!

Note that doesn't mean a Girl is also required to pick anything when you ask her, she still have the right to not pick anything and freak out at you for not being able to make a decision.

12- Never underestimate a woman’s instinct. We’ll know you’re going to cheat before you even know it. No matter what tactic you choose to hide it, we’ll know. If we don’t tell you anything about it, it’s because we’re devising a plan to ruin your life. You never know, we could also become friends with your new babe while we’re at the nail salon. We function that way.

We can do that too btw!

13- Differentiate between your ex-girlfriends . If you call your ex-girlfriend bad names, it means you’ll call us a bad names too at some point. As for your ex s, we don’t care for them; your relationship CV is like your professional CV; focus on quality.

There's a lot of contradiction is this point but yeah never call your exes bad names

16-We understand that you’re the man and no being is more powerful than you, but you won’t bust a nut if you ask for directions when you’re lost. I believe that’s the biggest turn on ever: a man who admits to not knowing something and takes the initiative of finding out.

Experience taught me that the GPS solves this, you come out a Hero for finding the way alone (He got the great Idea of using the GPS, he's a genius) and you don't have to ask anyone for directions!

20- No matter how ugly, unsuccessful, short, fat, or bald you are, if you’re funny, we’ll go out with you.

Depends on the chick.

22- We like fit bodies, but it’s a big turn-off when you look as though you’ve pumped air into your biceps at the petrol station. Never count your calories in front of us and never act anorexic like food is the enemy; only women are entitled to that annoying privilege.

Rejel bala kerech ... u know the rest :P

23- When we run into your ex-girlfriend in public, you better put your arm around us (whether we are in a fight or not), and oh you are in deep sh** if we are the ones that have to introduce ourselves.

You're actually stupid if you do not do that!

25- Your obsession with your Play station, X Box, iPad, or whatever, is pathetic . . . especially when we walk into the room and you treat us like we’re invisible. I’ll tell you what we really think about your new top score, we’d like to take it and shove it up you

If you find a girl that will play with you! MARRY HER!

Originally Posted by Miss O.

We are complicated and tend to wish guys were psychic sometimes, just as guys can be insensitive jerks...but i believe its all a game of learning to get to know each other because once you do you understand you both have the same worries or funny jokes but thought it wasn't manly enough to share or not girly enough to say. And like someone else mentioned compromise!

in all mahdoumé lpost.

Miss O.

Correct! they are so complicated I think they don't even know understand themselves sometimes! God help us!