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Old 05-14-2011   #2
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Old fisherman sat on a sea rock
he sighed in the port shaking his dock.

He greeted newbies who were sea sick
Their feet in the water, their hands on a brick

The Sun was setting at 6 oh four (6:04)
a girl stood by who looked like a bore

Pretty, young lady, She sat on the ground,
she pulled up her dress, begging to get found

Fisherman saw her, he was called "Wussy"
he invited her over, because she was playing with her kitty

Shower, Soap and yellow fluffy duck
She said she was learning a new way to Rock

All clean and fresh, a nice day split
she was excitingly rubbing her spit

stop! said the fisherman, Your parents are here
the girl was mad she didnt wanna hear

parents came in, he served them scotch
then, he spread whip cream all over their notch
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