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**mr_j** · 10-15-2011

God will save me:
A man climbs fast to the roof of his house which is being over-run by flood waters. A boat comes by and the person in it offers to take the man. The man replies: "No thanks. God will save me."

The water keeps rising and reaches the man's neck. A helicopter comes by to save the man and he replies: "No thanks. God will save me."

The man drowns and goes to heaven. There he asks God: "I believed in you. Why did you not save me?"

God answers: "I sent you a boat. I sent you a helicopter. What else did you want me to do?"

10-15-2011	#104
mr_j Community Moderator Last Online: 07-31-2023 Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 2,520 Thanks: 3,023 Thanked 2,076 Times in 1,156 Posts Groans: 7 Groaned at 34 Times in 27 Posts	God will save me: A man climbs fast to the roof of his house which is being over-run by flood waters. A boat comes by and the person in it offers to take the man. The man replies: "No thanks. God will save me." The water keeps rising and reaches the man's neck. A helicopter comes by to save the man and he replies: "No thanks. God will save me." The man drowns and goes to heaven. There he asks God: "I believed in you. Why did you not save me?" God answers: "I sent you a boat. I sent you a helicopter. What else did you want me to do?" __________________ "Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it. " -Mark Twain