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Old 11-06-2006   #22
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Originally Posted by Kingroudy
Jack, a loyal Christian, met a girl and fell in love with her. He thought that she was a virgin and decided to marry her. However the girl was not a virgin, and knowing that Jack will change his mind if he finds out, she asked her mother for advise.


Mother: Do not worry dear, just buy a little fire cracker and put it into your pussy, when you do it for the first time, light it up, and when it explodes tell him that you are a women now. I did the same thing with your father and he never found out.

So they got married, and on the wedding night when they were about to do it, she inserted a BIG fire cracker. She light it up, and the thing exploded with a very loud bang.


The girl: wow I am a women now.


Jack: WOW WOW ME TOO
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