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Old 11-10-2006   #29
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Little Johnny is in the classroom. All of a sudden, he raises his hand saying "TEACHER, TEACHER, I really have to PISS!!" The teacher says "that is not the type of language to be using in the classroom Johnny, the proper word to use is urinate. Once you use the word urinate in a sentence, you will be allowed to go." Little Johnny thinks for a minute, appearing stumped. Finally he says "You’re an eight, but if your tits were bigger, you would be a ten".
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