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yaleil · 11-13-2006

One day, when Little Johnny came home from school, his mom bought him a new basketball. He went over to the new neighbors house and a little girl came out. Little Johnny said, my mommy bought me a new basketball, and you can't have one!"

The next day the little girl had a new basketball. Then, Little Johnny's mommy bought him a new bike. Little Johnnypromptly took it over to the little girls house, and when the little girl came out he boasted "Ha Ha mommy bought me a new bike and you can't have one".

The next day the little girl had a new bike. Frustrated, Little Johnny took the little girl out back, pulled down his pants and said " I got one of these and mommy said that you cant have one!" In defiance, the little girl pulled up her skirt and said "mommy said as long as I have one of these I can have all those I want!

11-13-2006	#45
yaleil Registered Member Last Online: 04-28-2013 Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 357 Thanks: 4 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Funny Jokes #2 One day, when Little Johnny came home from school, his mom bought him a new basketball. He went over to the new neighbors house and a little girl came out. Little Johnny said, my mommy bought me a new basketball, and you can't have one!" The next day the little girl had a new basketball. Then, Little Johnny's mommy bought him a new bike. Little Johnnypromptly took it over to the little girls house, and when the little girl came out he boasted "Ha Ha mommy bought me a new bike and you can't have one". The next day the little girl had a new bike. Frustrated, Little Johnny took the little girl out back, pulled down his pants and said " I got one of these and mommy said that you cant have one!" In defiance, the little girl pulled up her skirt and said "mommy said as long as I have one of these I can have all those I want!