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The Lizard King · 11-17-2006

No Spikka Inglish
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come
together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come
together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I
come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed wop swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this Country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives...... "
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'
abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella
'Mississippi'."
I BET YOU READ THIS AGAIN!!!!

11-17-2006	#64
The Lizard King Registered Member Last Online: 09-30-2011 Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 892 Thanks: 56 Thanked 370 Times in 208 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Funny Jokes #2 No Spikka Inglish A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed wop swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this Country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives...... " "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'." I BET YOU READ THIS AGAIN!!!!