[Kingroudy]

Three men are driving in the middle of nowhere.There car breaks down, and only one house is to be seen.They go in and the man inside says"you may stay as long as you want, as long as you don’t f*ck my daughter."the three men say ok, so they get ready for bed.In the middle of the night, the man who owns the house,put a razor blade in his daughters pussy. The next morning, the man who owns the house asks stranger #1 to pull his pants down.The stranger says"why",and the man says now! and the strangers d*ck fell off. He asks stranger # 2 the same thing and his d*ck fell off.Finally, he asks stranger # 3 the same thing but his d*ck stays on.So, the man says "congratulations you didnt f*ck my daughter, now you may f*ck her whenever you want.The stranger says "Thank You" and his tongue fell off.