A guy walks into a bar & walks up 2 the bartender, slams his fist down on the bar & says, "I'm Neil Brown. I'm six foot four, 90 kg. I have a 14 cm cock, & I want a beer!" Hearing this, the bartender faints dead away.
Some ppl in the bar run 2 help the bartender. As he's bein' revived, he looks up @ Neil & says, "What did u say?"
Once again the man exclaims, ""I'm Neil Brown. I'm six foot four, 90 kg. I have a 14 cm cock, & I want a beer!"
The bartender then stands, lookin' much relieved & says, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought u said kneel down." :-P :-P
loooooooooooooool