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Originally Posted by RockGurl
*MENtal anxiety, MENtal breakdowns, MENstrual cramps, MENopause...did u ever notice how all women's problems begin with MEN?
*Gurls are like phones, we like to be held nd talked to, but if u press the wrong button u'll get disconnected!!!
*Don't steal, the government hates competition ...
*Guys r like Lays Chips, I bet u can't have just one
*If u treat a gurl just like an object, then that's just wrong! But if u treat an object like a gurl, then that's just too damn discustin!!
*Im so sexy nd ur so fine, I'll be 6 nd u be 9, u be my man and i'll be ur hunny,
u be playboy an i'll be ur bunny!
*If the sea was vodka nd i was a duck, i'd swim 2 the bottom nd never come up, but the sea's not vodka an i'm not a duck, so pass us the bottle nd shut the f*** up!!
*God created man first, then he had a better idea ...
*Roses r red, violets r blue, when God created brains, where the hell were u??
*Ur not drunk if u can life on the floor without holdin on
*If love ain't a game, then why r there so many Goddamn playerz?
*Guyz r like stars, there r millions of them but just one of em can make ur wish come true
*Don't smoke cigarettes, u only have 2 lungs. Smoke weeds nd neurons, u got a million of em
*Alwayz be urself coz the ppl that mind don't matter nd the ppl that matter don't mind
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