The problems with GIRLS:
If U DRESS Nicely, she says U are trying to LURE her
If U Don't, she says U are from KAMPUNG.
If U ARGUE with her, she says U are STUBBORN;
If U keep QUIET, she says U have no BRAINS.
If U are SMARTER than her, she'll lose FACE;
If she's Smarter than U, she is GREAT.
If U don't Love her, she tries to POSSESS U;
If U Love her, she will try to LEAVE U. (very true huh?)
If U tell her your PROBLEM, she says U are TROUBLESOME;
If U don't, she says that U don't TRUST her.
If U SCOLD her, U are like a NANNY to her;
If she SCOLDS U, it is because she CARES for U.
If U BREAK your PROMISE, U Cannot be TRUSTED;
If she BREAKS hers, she was FORCED to do so.
If U do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK;
If she does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If U HURT her, U are CRUEL;
If she HURTS U, U are too SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!!
True, Isn't It ?