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Old 01-12-2007   #50
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Default Re: Funny Jokes #3

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Originally Posted by Tawa
The problems with GIRLS:




If U DRESS Nicely, she says U are trying to LURE her

If U Don't, she says U are from KAMPUNG.


If U ARGUE with her, she says U are STUBBORN;

If U keep QUIET, she says U have no BRAINS.

If U are SMARTER than her, she'll lose FACE;


If she's Smarter than U, she is GREAT.
If U don't Love her, she tries to POSSESS U;
If U Love her, she will try to LEAVE U. (very true huh?)
If U tell her your PROBLEM, she says U are TROUBLESOME;


If U don't, she says that U don't TRUST her.


If U SCOLD her, U are like a NANNY to her;
If she SCOLDS U, it is because she CARES for U.
If U BREAK your PROMISE, U Cannot be TRUSTED;


If she BREAKS hers, she was FORCED to do so.

If U do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK;
If she does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If U HURT her, U are CRUEL;

If she HURTS U, U are too SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!!



True, Isn't It ?


If girls read this they will think I'm crazy but most of it is true,but not on all girls trust me.
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