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>100 reasons why we support 14th of March


>1. We liberated Lebanon from the Syrian occupation without burning one
>single tire
ma 3a ases u think eno syria is still in leb ? arero wlo!
>2. We never drove Lebanon to war
are u sure?
>3. Down Town Beirut (before occupation)
oh m sure ur talkin about KSA
>4. We believe in deodorant
what a case!
>5. We wear Prada, Gucci and Dolce and Gabbana
with all the dein yaleh 7ataytouna fi l minimum eno telebso prada
>6. We love life
we love life without u guys
>7. We want to build 3 houses and not rebuild the same house 3 times
the money we have byesma7lna bi one house ma sara2na ne7na
>8. Our capital is Beirut (not Damascus nor Tehran)
mmm n ur country is ksa?
>9. We believe in blue red and white
we believe in green red and white
>10. Orange causes ulcers
orange is full of Vitamines
>11. Our leaders don�ft sweat on TV
but they lie
>12. Samir Ja3ja3 is sarcastic and funny
and on drugs
>13. Our leaders don�ft suffer from recurrent nervous breakdowns on TV
but again all they do is lying!
>14. Our ladies don�ft look like scary black ninjas
mmm they more like w****
>15. Our children watch Disney channel and Tiji not manar al saghir
what about kids power?
>16. We don�ft live in tents
oh and where do u put ur camels?
>17. We speak Arabic, French and English not Farsi
we speak lebanese
>18. We call straws �gstraws�h not �gmashifta�h
we call them paille
>19. Verdun (not 7arit 7rek)
10452 km2 does it ring a bell?
>20. Pain d�for (not cremino)
man2ousheh
>21. Star academy (not shaheed academy)
super star lol nonsense!
>22. Project fashion (not wa3ed al sadek)
huh?
>23. We smile
we laugh
>24. We shower on a daily basis
good for u .. why r u telling us this ?
>25. We work out with computers not with zilzel or ra3ed
we use our heads
>26. Elissa
Haifa
>27. Noura Joumblat not Randa Berri
what about setrida?
>28. Wi2am Wahhab is not a member (thank God)
2 bad for u guys
>29. We shake hands with Jaques Chirac not Ahmadi Nijad
we shake hands with JP2 (rest in peace)
>30. We do not worship our leaders
really ? are u sure?
>31. We are not ungrateful to those who gave us shelter in July war�c
but ur to those who made u part of the gov. (m talkin abt syria in here)
>32. We watch Future, LBC and 3arabiyya
we watch ntv manar nbn TELELIBAN! and we'll be watchin soon otv
>33. Our leaders don�ft say �gkhara�h on TV (Michel Aoun)
but they say 7mar and ja7esh
>34. Ghinwa Jalloul is cute
LOL!
>35. Our leaders live in palaces not underground
again after all the dein this is the minimum
>36. Out leaders have at least one university degree
iza with a degree w hek kif bala degree
>37. 3assem kansou is not one of us
wow!
>38. We�fre not big fans of �gka3ek�h (we�fd rather eat Donuts)
men shaji3 l sina3a l lebneniyeh
>39. Majida al Roumi not Julia Boutros
JULIA
>40. Elie Sa3eb not �gtchador store�h
fanatic !
>41. AUH not �gal rasoul al 2a3zam hospital�h
mmm what abt hotel dieux ? or bas btet3emalo with usa ?
>42. We protest decently with flags (not sticks)
what abt the guns?
>43. We don�ft die by thousands then claim an �gintisar�h
at least we have balls to do it !
>44. Ma min 3alli2 3a khat il kahraba
u dont pay kahraba aslan
>45. We don�ft have American passports then say �gdeath to Amreeca�h
but u kiss the syrian's a** then say death to syria
>46. We know how to shave our beards
and ur legs?
>47. Al Mou3allim Walid not Walid il mou3allim
u mean al mou7ashish?
>48. Our women don�ft go to filthy costa brava
our womens r not fans of the topless!
>49. Phoenicia not golden blaza!
what about habtoor?
>50. We go on dates not on 3amaliyye inti7ariye
at least we have our country in the first place
>51. We don�ft have trouble spelling �gR�h
good for u !
>52. 1559, 1701

>53. Lycee, college, I.C. not �gthanawiyyat al Zahra2��
mmm what abt zahrat l i7san !?
>54. We do not celebrate death for 1500 years in a row
no u do it for 1087366257390404 days
>55. We use fireworks not gun shots
r u sure?
>56. �gF.R.I.E.N.D.S�h not �gJamil wa hana2��
much better 3an fady w radi
>57. We don�ft follow Bashar
who said we do ... btw li fi msaleh ta7et bato bten3aro .. u remind me of little kids yaleh bya3mlo shi ghalat w byerekdo 3and emon y2eloula ma 3melna shi
>58. Our men shake hands with women
WOW what a gr8 step
>59. Our men don�ft wear �gkhatem ja3far�h
but they grow dofor zghir
>60. Rafic Hariri tought 35,000 students, Hassan Nasrallah has 35,000
>rockets!
btw it's SAYID 7asan nasrallah
>61. We don�ft sing �g3aytaaaaa�h and �gkhasrak haz il dini�h
too bad coz we do
>62. We know (you idiots) that Quatar has political ties with Israel
gr8!
>63. We do not have ambitions to liberate Golan from Lebanon
btw do u care abt lebanon ? or just abt clubbing?
>64. Condoliza Rice is hot, Larigani is not
gd taste!
>65. Tourism not terrorism
tourism for ksa
>66. We want 1,000,000 seyi7 not 1,000,000 nezi7
1,000,000 seyi7 s3oudeh? no thx !
>67. May Chidiac not Kawthar Mousawi Noun
who asked u anyways
>68. We do not decorate our streets and roads with pictures of dead scary
>foreign religious leaders (khoumayni)
we should decorate it with the pics of the one who ghara2 lebnen bi 3ajez
>69. Democracy not Tyranny
do u believe in democracy?
>70. We don�ft rally to thank Syria
but u should
>71. We eat Orange, we don�ft adore it
we eat it and adore it
>72. We do not beat up electricity bills-collectors
u dont pay electricity
>73. Unleaded 98 octanes not mazout
unleaded 95
>74. Our leaders�f bodyguards don�ft hit innocent people
mmm what abt mansour l bon ?
>75. We plant trees not cut them to block roads
LOL!
>76. Our regions didn�ft get bombed in the July war that hassan brought upon
>us
please specify ... what regions r u talkin abt
>Biel not �gal mourabba3 al amni�h
>77. ni7na kteer cool
lol
>78. Badna nifham, ma badna 7adan yifham 3anna
then wake up !
>79. We eat �gghanam�h
u ct take care of nature and eat animals .. mech zabta
>80. Shou 3amil il layle:�hrayi7 it3asha not 2o7ro2 douleb�h
ana ray7a et3ata
>81. We don�ft change our principles for the sake of �gkirsi�h
mmm r u really sure?
>82. We believe in freedom of speech
and how come u guys never let us speak
>83. We are allowed to wear ties
we do wear ORANGE ties
>84. Our parties names don�ft contain Syria word
mmm lets c "FREE PATRIOTIC MOVEMENT" ... mmm sorry didnt get it
>85. We don�ft use terms like �gfida il sormeye�h on a daily basis
but u think that ur leader = God
>86. Our leaders' wives arent zbounet Roustom Ghazeli
no but zbounet l hariri
>87. 2 children are enough in one family(no need for the dazzine)
dey2a bi 3ayenkon?
>88. We're not hypnotized nor brain-washed
yup u guys r on drugs
>89. ya wayli shou hal Nasser 2andil
huh
>90. We have hundreds of detainees in Syria but we don�ft destroy Lebanon
>for their sake
coz u dont care abt them .. if u do bet kouno mkhaymin kelkon edem l escwa
>91. We like to drink tea with neighbors
we noticed
>92. All of March 8 politician are welcomed in our TV talk shows
mmm not really !....
>93. Our flags don�ft show weapons
oh really ? and the seif isnt a weapon ?
>94. We don�ft hit the patriarch
we have our own batrak "slaymen beik"
>95. We don�ft insult Christians clerics
we are not fanatic ...
>96. Nasib Lahoud not Emile Lahoud
toz 3layon tnayneton
>97. Our leaders dont pass their time with swimming
they pass it bel ta3ateh
>98. Our cameras dont zoom in
oh too bad ! dont u have money to buy a new cam ?
>99. Faja2nakon mou?
ma ktir ..
>100. Finally because we love Lebanon
mbayan !