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rEzZzie · 12-11-2005

A Lebanese, a Syrian, and a black man are in a hospital.

All of their wives are about to deliver.

They are nervous and anxious and talking to each other to calm down.

After a while the doctor walks in and announces that all of their wives gave birth to healthy baby boys all within minutes of each other.

The men start celebrating and congratulating each other, but then the doctor says, "But I have a bit of bad news", the men fall silent.

He continues, "The nurse got confused and we don't know which boy belongs to whom".

At that the Lebanese man runs into the maternity ward and grabs the black baby screaming,

"This one is mine!"

The doctor runs after him and says, "But sir, both you and your wife are white."

The Lebanese man looks at him and replies:

"Listen, one of the other two is Syrian, I am NOT taking any chances!"

12-11-2005	#2
rEzZzie Registered Member Last Online: 11-01-2006 Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 237 Thanks: 0 Thanked 233 Times in 233 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	A Lebanese, a Syrian, and a black man are in a hospital. All of their wives are about to deliver. They are nervous and anxious and talking to each other to calm down. After a while the doctor walks in and announces that all of their wives gave birth to healthy baby boys all within minutes of each other. The men start celebrating and congratulating each other, but then the doctor says, "But I have a bit of bad news", the men fall silent. He continues, "The nurse got confused and we don't know which boy belongs to whom". At that the Lebanese man runs into the maternity ward and grabs the black baby screaming, "This one is mine!" The doctor runs after him and says, "But sir, both you and your wife are white." The Lebanese man looks at him and replies: "Listen, one of the other two is Syrian, I am NOT taking any chances!" __________________ ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME