J O K E S Thread ;)
A girl says to her boyfriend, "one kiss and i'll be yours forever".
The guy says "thanks for the warning"
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A husband was asked: "do you talk to your wife after sex
he replied: "depends, if i can find a phone
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Definition of a Gynaecologist: Someone who looks for problems
where others look for pleasure!!!
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Man to wife on wedding night: "Are you sure i'm the first man you are sleeping with?
of course honey, i stayed awake with all the
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a homsi to a girl: i want to marry you.
girl: but i'm a year older than you
homsi: OK, i'll marry you next year!
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What did GOD say when he created the first black man?
SHIT i burnt one....
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why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the USA?
because people started licking the wrong side
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