Re: Homsi Jokes#2
A Homsi Student Called ZouZou at Level 3 Class returns from his first day at school & immediately questions his father. Son: "Dad, today we had a Spelling Class. All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am Syrian?" Father: "No son, that's because you are intelligent!" The son, seeming content with the
answer, asks his father another question: "Dad today we had Math class, all the other kids could only count from 1 to 10, but I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am Syrian?" Father: "No son, that's because you are intelligent!" Happy with the answer, son asks another question to his father: "Dad today we had Medical Examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was at least twice their height. Is that because I am Syrian?" Father: "No son, that's because you are 20 years old!"
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