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Old 05-07-2009   #23
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One of the reasons to make someone
Proud to be Lebanese….

A Russian, an Iranian & an American...

Talking about something to be proud of.

The Russian said:

I am proud of Russian girls….

Because they are pretty, polite & respectable…

The Iranian said:

I am proud of Iranian carpets….

Because it is the best carpet in the world….

The American said:

I am proud of the C.I.A….

Because they know everything that happens

in the world & sometimes before it happens…

The Lebanese has been silent!!!!

After a while he said:

I am proud of myself…..Because, yesterday,

I slept with a Russian girl,

On an Iranian carpet,

and the C.I.A didn’t know till now!!!!!

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