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Old 07-05-2009   #29
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Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperms together and
then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated.
When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital.
One dozen babies are in the ward eleven of whom are crying and
screaming. Over in the corner, one baby is smiling serenely.
A nurse comes by, and to the delight of the two gays she points out
the happy child as theirs.
'Isn't it wonderful?' one gay says to the other. 'All these unhappy
babies...and yet our baby is so happy. This just proves our love for one
The nurse says 'oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens
when we pull the Thermometer out of his ass.

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