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Old 10-18-2007   #78
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An atheist ( athegan ) was walking through the woods.
>>>> "What majestic trees"!
>>>> "What powerful rivers"!
>>>> "What beautiful animals"!
>>>> He said to himself.
>>>> As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the

>>>> bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7 foot grizzly charge
>>>> towards him.
>>>> He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder &
>>>> saw that the bear was closing In on him.
>>>> He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He
>>>> tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but
>>>> saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his
>>>> left paw & raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the
>>>> Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"

>>>> Time Stopped.
>>>> The bear froze.
>>>> The forest was silent.
>>>> As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.
>>>> "You deny

my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist
>>>> and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help
>>>> you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"?
>>>> The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical
>>>> of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps
>>>> You could make the BEAR a Christian"?
>>>> "Very Well," said the voice.
>>>> The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear
>>>> dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head &
>>>> spoke:

>>>> "Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy

>>>> through Christ our Lord, Amen."
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