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Old 01-14-2012   #133
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U have to be 100% Lebanese to understand this story:
From 2 weeks 3 I met a girl in The Tooth of the Elephant.she was other look & like the moon. burn her religion what beautiful. I tried to touch her pulse to see if there is space. While we r eating her ex came! !I knw he want to problemize so i said "lk,my head does nt cary me, break the evil" He poisoned my body and went, but the girl gave breakfast to my nerves, i asked her: r u empty tonight? She said: i'll empty myself for u! I told her: thx u r digestible
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