lebanese hell

Sony · 02-01-2008

A man dies and goes to hell.
There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.
He goes first to the German hell and asks what they do there.
He is told: "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Lebanese hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks: "What do they do here?"
He is told: "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Lebanese devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells- why are there so many people waiting to get in?"
"Because there is never any electricity, so the electric chair does not work; someone stole all the nails, and the devil used to be a government employee, so he comes in, punches his time-card and then goes back home..."

**AnGe|ic** · 02-01-2008

loooooooooooooooool very funny
i loved it

FriendOfZeus · 02-01-2008

A man dies and goes to hell.
There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.
He goes first to the German hell and asks what they do there.
He is told: "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Lebanese hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks: "What do they do here?"
He is told: "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Lebanese devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells- why are there so many people waiting to get in?"
"Because there is never any electricity, so the electric chair does not work; someone stole all the nails, and the devil used to be a government employee, so he comes in, punches his time-card and then goes back home..."

Thats clever

helweh

MARX ® · 02-01-2008

hehehe, RICH!!!

3anjad very funny joke, 5assatan that about the electricity!!!

Gilgamesh · 02-02-2008

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

The devil thing is so twisted and funny

Thanks for posting Sony!

02-01-2008	#1
Sony Registered Member Last Online: 07-12-2012 Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 507 Thanks: 38 Thanked 260 Times in 170 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	lebanese hell A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks what they do there. He is told: "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell. Then he comes to the Lebanese hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks: "What do they do here?" He is told: "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Lebanese devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells- why are there so many people waiting to get in?" "Because there is never any electricity, so the electric chair does not work; someone stole all the nails, and the devil used to be a government employee, so he comes in, punches his time-card and then goes back home..." __________________ the Hell is empty...all Devils are here...

02-01-2008	#2
AnGe\|ic Vcoderz Team Last Online: 10-23-2011 Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,597 Thanks: 2,065 Thanked 1,624 Times in 790 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: lebanese hell loooooooooooooooool very funny i loved it

02-01-2008	#3
FriendOfZeus Registered Member Last Online: 08-22-2008 Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,126 Thanks: 582 Thanked 534 Times in 362 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: lebanese hell A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks what they do there. He is told: "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell. Then he comes to the Lebanese hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks: "What do they do here?" He is told: "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Lebanese devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells- why are there so many people waiting to get in?" "Because there is never any electricity, so the electric chair does not work; someone stole all the nails, and the devil used to be a government employee, so he comes in, punches his time-card and then goes back home..." Thats clever helweh

02-01-2008	#4
MARX ® Registered Member Last Online: 02-15-2012 Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,301 Thanks: 1,291 Thanked 663 Times in 428 Posts Groans: 4 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: lebanese hell hehehe, RICH!!! 3anjad very funny joke, 5assatan that about the electricity!!!

02-02-2008	#5
Gilgamesh Registered Member Last Online: 11-16-2009 Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 2,005 Thanks: 632 Thanked 1,449 Times in 834 Posts Groans: 12 Groaned at 9 Times in 8 Posts	Re: lebanese hell LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL The devil thing is so twisted and funny Thanks for posting Sony!

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