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Old 11-06-2008   #1
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Default Genius makeup exam

this is a true story that happened couple of years ago at our university.
4 students weren't in the mood of studying at all, so on the day of the exam, they came late and telling the instructor that they had a flat tire. The instructor didn't believe first, but he agreed to give them a makeup examination later on instead of just letting them pass the course.
the makeup examination was the following:
1-(question related to the course) grade weight: 5 pts
2-Which tire got flattened, and how did it happen ? grade weight: 95 pts

he put each student in a room, no answer matched another for the second question.. they all failed the course!


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This instructor should be recruited by the CIA and the FBI lol
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this is a true story that happened couple of years ago at our university.
4 students weren't in the mood of studying at all, so on the day of the exam, they came late and telling the instructor that they had a flat tire. The instructor didn't believe first, but he agreed to give them a makeup examination later on instead of just letting them pass the course.
the makeup examination was the following:
1-(question related to the course) grade weight: 5 pts
2-Which tire got flattened, and how did it happen ? grade weight: 95 pts

he put each student in a room, no answer matched another for the second question.. they all failed the course!
Yeah i heard the story before this teacher is genius but the guys are damn stupid enoo WTF they couldnt agree on a tire ?!!!
lets say he asked them the question the first time?!!!!!!

what could happened?
the minimum thing eno they agree on the "virtual flatten tire"
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Old 11-09-2008   #4
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yr university????
i heard it 100 times from many sources
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yr university????
i heard it 100 times from many sources
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LOL, a guy told me the story, he said it was in my university, but he knew no details. anyway, consider it a joke since we (me and my friends) laughed like hell when we heard it.
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Who is clever? Teacher or student?






(REALLY FUNNY)




One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night

And Didn't Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day. In the morning they thought of a plan.


They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt.

They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night

and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car!

all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test. So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days.


They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time.On the third day they appeared before the Dean.


The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test,

All four were required to sit in seperate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.
The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.
Q.1. Your Name........ ......... ........( 2 MARKS )
Q.2. Which tyre burst ?........... ....( 98 MARKS )
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right .....!!!



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