kiss her**!!

bubble_bee · 03-16-2006

One night a guy took his girlfriend home. As they were about to wish
each other goodnight at the front door, the guy started feeling a
little in the mood.
With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall
and smiling, he said to her "
Honey, would you give me a kiss?"
Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"

"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" He asked grinning at
her.
"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"

"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!".

"No way. It's just too risky!"

"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"

"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!".

"Oh yes you can. Please?"....................

"No, no. I just can't"

"I'm begging you .. "
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on, and the girl's older
sister showed up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy
voice she said, :

Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss, or I can do it. Or if need
be, mom says she can come down herself and do it, but for God's sake
and all of ours....

"TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE DOOR BELL!!"

**xcoder** · 03-16-2006

looooooool very nice,
heard it before also.
am i a jokes archive or what :P

rEzZzie · 03-16-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by xcoder

looooooool very nice,
heard it before also.
am i a jokes archive or what :P

seems that we both are...heard this one also b4

**Jean** · 03-16-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by xcoder

looooooool very nice,
heard it before also.
am i a jokes archive or what :P

that what it seems
:lol:
btw, it's a good joke

bubble_bee · 03-16-2006

you guys heard it befor ?!

KeXasthur · 03-16-2006

No i didnt dont worry Bubble bee

Justin · 03-18-2006

neither do i..but it's damn funny..hehehe :lol:

LFsoul · 03-18-2006

old

bass salbeh

bubble_bee · 03-18-2006

machouna fiya lal nekte

LFsoul · 03-18-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by bubble_bee

machouna fiya lal nekte

tsu22 mamnou3 :P:P
lol am jokin its a great joke

keep on the good work

03-16-2006	#1
bubble_bee Registered Member Last Online: 10-19-2006 Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 47 Thanks: 0 Thanked 47 Times in 47 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	kiss her!!** One night a guy took his girlfriend home. As they were about to wish each other goodnight at the front door, the guy started feeling a little in the mood. With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, he said to her " Honey, would you give me a kiss?" Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!" "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" He asked grinning at her. "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?" "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!". "No way. It's just too risky!" "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?" "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!". "Oh yes you can. Please?".................... "No, no. I just can't" "I'm begging you .. " Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on, and the girl's older sister showed up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she said, : Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss, or I can do it. Or if need be, mom says she can come down herself and do it, but for God's sake and all of ours.... "TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE DOOR BELL!!" __________________ to become or not to become the president of lebanon !!!

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bubble_bee Registered Member Last Online: 10-19-2006 Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 47 Thanks: 0 Thanked 47 Times in 47 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	you guys heard it befor ?! __________________ to become or not to become the president of lebanon !!!

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Justin Vcoderz Dj Last Online: 04-17-2018 Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,916 Thanks: 5,372 Thanked 3,557 Times in 2,050 Posts Groans: 21 Groaned at 16 Times in 14 Posts	neither do i..but it's damn funny..hehehe :lol: __________________ Music is what feelings sound like

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bubble_bee Registered Member Last Online: 10-19-2006 Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 47 Thanks: 0 Thanked 47 Times in 47 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	machouna fiya lal nekte __________________ to become or not to become the president of lebanon !!!

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xcoder Ma ghayro Last Online: 04-19-2018 Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 5,592 Thanks: 1,765 Thanked 4,201 Times in 2,361 Posts Groans: 12 Groaned at 18 Times in 11 Posts	looooooool very nice, heard it before also. am i a jokes archive or what :P

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