About Men......

[NAN]

1- Stop worrying about your silly tick or your wide hips or small breasts. When a man truly really likes you, he’ll ignore all your bad characteristics.
But,
Never underestimate a man’s attention to detail. If you have Sasquatch toes, he’ll run away. If you have hairy arms or moustache he’ll run away. If you have crooked homeless guy teeth, he’ll run away.

2-Yes, women hate it when men compare them to their mother; but weirdly enough a man is attracted to a woman that reminds him of his mother (Oedipus much?), so if you feel his mother is an evil you’re most likely an evil too.

3-Keep in mind that:
Men cry too, they just don’t make a dramatic Shakespearean show out of it like women do.
A man can be infatuated by you for five minutes, then forget you for the remainder of his existence.
When a man tells you he doesn’t understand you, it’s because you’re not thinking the way he is.
Whether he’s lazy or super hard-working, every man has dreams bigger than his ego.
When a guy keeps teasing you, it means he’s into you.
Men love their moms. Men hate gays.

4-Never underestimate or question a man’s ability or power. Whether he’s driving around trying to find that new restaurant, or trying to fix your phone or his TV set, never tell him: “you don’t know what you’re doing,” smile instead and give him a thumbs up.

5-You’re not playing smart by telling a man: “Umm, you know what? . . . never mind, forget about it.” You’re not being a tease; you’re being stupid, because he will jump to a conclusion so far from what you were actually thinking . . . following that, hell may break loose.

6- Never talk about your ex-boyfriends. Men hate it. Their imaginations will run wild too. On that note, never tell your man that you’re friendly with your Ex; his mind registers it as" My Ex and I still toghether ''

7- When a man asks to meet your parents, don’t stop him. You never know, two years down the line you could be begging him to meet your parents are he’ll be refusing . . . think about it.

8- Although they will deny this, men are even bigger and worse gossipers than woman. They have the power to spread a story across the face of the earth faster than a woman can put her shirt back on. That being said, men cannot keep secrets that women tell them.


9- it’s good and smart to test a guy before you can believe and trust him. Make sure that doesn’t go on for too long though. Distrust on the long run is interpreted as low self-esteem, and low self-esteem is a big turn off for any man.

10- When a man has had a rough day, he’d rather be left alone to lick his wounds. If you’re privileged enough, he will share his problems with you. Don’t nag, don’t philosophize, don’t give advice and don’t breathe. Just listen to him and be there for him.

11- Although they may not show it, it’s not easy for a guy to move on and let go of his girlfriend after a breakup; especially if they’ve been together for over 2 years.

12- During Courtship:
If a girl really makes a guy suffer, it would be tremendously hard for him to let go of her.
Men are willing to do anything to capture the attention of a girl they like.


13- If your relationship is serious, it is more likely that the man loves you more than you love him; so if a man tells you he loves you once every 34 months, it still means he loves you. Focus on a man’s actions, not his words.

14-. Never dig into your man’s personal belongings without asking first. Whether it’s his phone, laptop, sock drawer; if you’re looking to find something, trust me you will and you most probably won’t like it.

15- Don’t open Pandora’s Box unless you’re ready to face the consequences. Also, if you snoop around, don’t tell him or he’ll a) lose respect for you or b) begin snooping through your phone every single day just to spite you.

16- Men hate it when their woman is wearing too much make up and her hair is full-on coiffed with half a bottle of hairspray squirted into it. Men like to run their fingers through your soft hair without requiring a wrench to pull their hand out of your head.men interpret make up as clown in circus.

17- Even if they don’t admit it, men do not appreciate it when they buy you a 2000 dollar gift then receive a 200 dollar gift from you. That spells: G-O-L-D-D-I-G-G-E-R

18-When you want to “teach” your man something, do it in private. In public, they must appear to know everything. On that note, never try to emasculate your man in front of his friends or family; he will hate you for that. His friends will hate you for that. His family will hate you for that. They will all encourage him to dump you. You cannot be a dominatrix; be a lady instead.

19-If a man says “I’ll call you” and he doesn’t, it doesn’t mean he forgot, it doesn’t mean he lost your number, it doesn’t mean he had a family emergency, and it doesn’t mean he’s lying dead in the hospital. It means he simply didn’t want to call you. Why? Who cares/


20=Always be direct with a man. Never use mixed signals. If you want to get what you want, don’t say “yes” when you mean “no” or “go ahead” when you mean “stay” or “I don’t mind” when you mean “don’t you dare”. Be a mature, not a silly lil gurl.

21- Every man is a pedophile to some degree. A man loves it when his woman acts like a baby and he loves her timidity, innocence and purity. Don’t mistake these characteristics for “naïve, stupid, ignorant and weak” men hate that.

22- Most men don’t mind if you’re short. They will mind if you’re fat though. When a man tells you that you just need to “work out at the gym”, that’s his polite way of telling you “you need to lose weight!” no man likes a scrawny, boney, semi-anorexic, breastless, buttless skeleton either.

23-When you threaten your man that you will “unleash the witch” in you, you are not intimidating him at all. Instead, he is a) disgusted, b) secretly laughing at you, and c) possibly not even listening to your empty threats and growling. On that note, a man hates a woman that loses her composure. Shouting and screaming is a big no-no! If you want to get your point across, think Al Pacino from the Godfather part I: calm and terrifying

24- Fact: Married men tend to have a longer life expectancy than single men, but married men are the ones more willing to die/

“As long as you know men are like children, you know everything!” Coco Chanel

[TAREK®]

seriously what is ur major what are u studying exactly?

[mr_j]

I don't find the thread accurate. and what do you mean"most men don't mind if you're short" women are supposed to be short, it's tall women that worry guys, very few guys want to date a woman that is taller than they are. and it goes both ways, women also generaly would not want to date men that are shorter than them.

12- During Courtship:
If a girl really makes a guy suffer, it would be tremendously hard for him to let go of her.

yeah...if he's a pushover, the rest of us know when to walk

8- Although they will deny this, men are even bigger and worse gossipers than woman. They have the power to spread a story across the face of the earth faster than a woman can put her shirt back on. That being said, men cannot keep secrets that women tell them.

again, depends on the guy and your taste in choosing them

and also, what does it mean "men hate gays"? I have a gay friend it's a question of whether or not he is open minded

[TAREK®]

Originally Posted by mr_j

I don't find the thread accurate. and what do you mean"most men don't mind if you're short" women are supposed to be short, it's tall women that worry guys, very few guys want to date a woman that is taller than they are. and it goes both ways, women also generaly would not want to date men that are shorter than them.


yeah...if he's a pushover, the rest of us know when to walk


again, depends on the guy and your taste in choosing them

and also, what does it mean "men hate gays"? I have a gay friend it's a question of whether or not he is open minded

I think she was talking in general while u are talking about specific kind of men

[mr_j]

trust me, I am a very common man no one is more general than me

[abousoun]

Even though you started nb 8 with "Although they will deny this" ... that was the most rediculous and false statement here ...
otherwise most said is true ...

Thank You ...

[Justin]

I received this by email:

Why Men are Happier

• Men are never depressed compared to women because Men Are Just Happier People because-
• Your last name stays put.
• The garage is all yours.
• Wedding plans take care of themselves.
• Chocolate is just another snack.
• You can never be pregnant.
• Car mechanics tell you the truth.
• The world is your urinal.
• You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
• Same work, more pay.
• Wrinkles add character.
• People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
• New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
• One mood all the time.
• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
• You know stuff about tanks and engines.
• A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
• You can open all your own jars.
• You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness..
• Your underwear is $9.50 for a three-pack.
• Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
• You never have strap problems in public.
• You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
• Everything on your face stays its original colour.
• The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
• You only have to shave your face and neck.
• You can play with toys all your life.
• One wallet and one pair of shoes - one colour for all seasons.
• You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
• You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
• You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 24 relatives on 24th December in 24 minutes.

[Adam]

Originally Posted by Justin

Your underwear is $9.50 for a three-pack.

Not if you want quality and comfort for your "precious"