Advantages of being a MAN

[Grim]

Advantages of Being a Man

Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be president.

Foreplay is optional.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.

Same work ... more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood, ALL the damn time.

Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.

You can go to a public toilet without a support group.

You can leave the motel bed unmade.

You can kill your own food.

If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."

You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.

If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You don't have to shave below your neck.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes

[Grim]

1 more advantage: We're different from women (THANK GOD)

[might3d]

asdak t2oul :

nihna mish banet , hayde akbar advantage

[Josee]

Originally Posted by might3d

asdak t2oul :

nihna mish banet , hayde akbar advantage

Ysorlkoun tkouno banet Huh
Aslan law woman have never existed you wouldn't be born by now

[might3d]

nop Aurora !

law btirja3e shway bil terikh lawara bta3rfe inno God created you just for us !

[Josee]

Originally Posted by might3d

nop Aurora !

law btirja3e shway bil terikh lawara bta3rfe inno God created you just for us !

Erja3 chwei bel terikh la wara? more than 2000 years old is chway?
Anw ma3 eno god created U first bas you were just a scratch then reje3 3emel US le chef d'oeuvre

[Grim]

Originally Posted by Aurora

then reje3 3emel US le chef d'oeuvre

Aslan eza men ضلع w toli3 chef d'oeuvre

[Josee]

Originally Posted by Ibn_AWA

Aslan eza men ضلع w toli3 chef d'oeuvre

Law God used kel l adlo3 kena tlo3na msibe (6)

[Tawa]

Originally Posted by Ibn_AWA

Foreplay is optional.

People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

Lol... Nice Ones, Those Are The Best

[might3d]

demoiselle Aurora , shou ba3ed na2iskon hatta tkouno msibe ?


iza heik , w ya rabbe se3idna
fa kif iza tlo3to min dol3en tlete