a Lebanese = a Lebanese - Whenever/wherever/whatever

[General]

Enjoy

The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said "I have to
talk to you.
We have some Lebanese up here in heaven that are
causing problems.
They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is
missing, they are
wearing Dolce and Gabanas instead of their white
robes, their riding BMW's instead of the chariots, and
they're selling their halos to people for
discount prices. They refuse to keep the stairway to
Heaven clear, since they keep
crouching down midway eating sunflower and watermelon
seeds and smoking argili.
Some of them are walking around with just one wing!"
The Lord said, "Lebanese are Lebanese. Heaven is home
to all my children. If you want to know about real
problems, call the devil."
The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Damn, hold on a
minute." The
Devil returned to the phone, "OK I'm back. What can I
do for you?"
Gabriel replied, "I just wanted to know what kind of
problems you're having down there."
The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on
something." After about 5 minutes the Devil returned
to the phone and said, "I'm back. Now what
was the question?" Gabriel said, "What kind of
problems are you having down there?" The
Devil said, "Man I don't believe this.......Hold on."
This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil
returned and said, "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk
right now. Those damn Lebanese have put out the fire
and are trying to install air conditioning! !!

[Medusa]

hehehe really veryyyyyy nice one , We are Lebanese and proud to be lebanese
it reminds me , when we went to italy wa2ta te2dis l 7ardine , na3ref l lebneniye 3al tari2 bi chawere3 Roma w venise yob2a ma3on derbakke w bi za3ewto w bi hayyso w bi kebbooo 3al tari2 !! y2oulo l 3alam damn they r lebanese

[EAGLE_I]

r u really proud of urself? u think it is funny....do u know wherever u go the indians, the african and asian people are more respected than lebanese? um just wondering what r u proud of? proud of not following the rules?....do u know that we (lebanese immigrants) we have a lot of troubles getting a good job because of these kind of lebanese?....go around the world and check the lebanese repuation , u will feel sorry not proud....trust me we are goin through hard times around the world because of these idiots....so try to correct ur mistakes instead of being proud of them....

[Josee]

looooooool lebanese are lebanese wen ma ken I love us

[hasan_00]

Originally Posted by EAGLE_I

r u really proud of urself? u think it is funny....do u know wherever u go the indians, the african and asian people are more respected than lebanese? um just wondering what r u proud of? proud of not following the rules?....do u know that we (lebanese immigrants) we have a lot of troubles getting a good job because of these kind of lebanese?....go around the world and check the lebanese repuation , u will feel sorry not proud....trust me we are goin through hard times around the world because of these idiots....so try to correct ur mistakes instead of being proud of them....

With all due respect what you said is totally wrong, i am a lebanese and i lived in the gulf and now im living in the states, in the gulf they love us they respect us and they know that we are hard workers and honest, and they run after us to be friends with us. and in the states they know we are smart because we have a lot of businesses and we know how to live, adn the gurls bmoutou 3layna. so please correct your information. Thank You

[Medusa]

Originally Posted by EAGLE_I

r u really proud of urself? u think it is funny....do u know wherever u go the indians, the african and asian people are more respected than lebanese? um just wondering what r u proud of? proud of not following the rules?....do u know that we (lebanese immigrants) we have a lot of troubles getting a good job because of these kind of lebanese?....go around the world and check the lebanese repuation , u will feel sorry not proud....trust me we are goin through hard times around the world because of these idiots....so try to correct ur mistakes instead of being proud of them....

i 'm proud of being born in a country like lebanon , every country hav a dream to take lebanon ,and everything in it , the keep standing of lebanese , u can't found any civilization who forget everytime the war and the abd times and make a new life , how many times beyrouth has been rebuilding 6 times and we have a magnific nature : sea near mountains , a beautiful sun and a gd rain !
And i 'm not wainting the judges of africans , indians or americans i 'm just a lebanese , not living for rules , not having to follow a routine everyday , we have the most beautiful country ever , and it's enough 4 me , even if there is some faults in lebanese , they don't know to drive safely , they need wasta to live ..( we have a politics very complicated ... BUT it doesn't mean that we have to be shame , we r trying to hav good things and make a difference but insted of all this we r VERY PROUD TO BE LEBSNESE , when i found on 10452 km² many religions and many customs and cedars and flowers and when i smell flower in the morning and when i wake up every morning bcz of the voice of our neighbors aw l "5odarje " .. I love lebanon
And finally , leabnese everywhere is welcome and where he's not welcomed , the ppl of this country are stupid and don't know the mean of bein a lebanese

[SysTaMatIcS]

the guys i talkin abt a limited lebanese people , not all of them , hes rite they ruin the lebanese reputation sometimes by their actions ...

[EAGLE_I]

your problem is that u just attack and u don't read carefully....u react straight away....first i didn't say we are not smart but what i said is don't be proud of breaking the rules....and if u r happy of breaking the rules don't attack this (illegal)governement because it is doin the same as u do which is breaking the rules...
i have two degrees, 3 advanced diplomas and i have my own business....um well educated and i follow the rules wherever i go, and dats how i show that um lebanese and let the other lebanese be proud....there is a lot of lebanese people around the world suffering from these ignorant lebanese breaking the rules and screaming we are lebanese....
when u go to another country show respect to this country, u wanna be proud of ur mess , just stay in lebanon and don't nag that everything is messy....
btw MR hasan, go check about lebanese reputation, in europe, canada, australia, and just started getting bad in usa (khalileh rassak bil banet mitil ma elit)....
proud of being a GOOD lebanese dats how it should be to build the country that we want....

[lebanese_a]

na2ssa

Originally Posted by General Rami

Some of them are walking around with just one wing!"

coz ejehone se3r mni7 3al tenyeh


Heard it before, but still funny

[Medusa]

Originally Posted by EAGLE_I

your problem is that u just attack and u don't read carefully....u react straight away....first i didn't say we are not smart but what i said is don't be proud of breaking the rules....and if u r happy of breaking the rules don't attack this (illegal)governement because it is doin the same as u do which is breaking the rules...
i have two degrees, 3 advanced diplomas and i have my own business....um well educated and i follow the rules wherever i go, and dats how i show that um lebanese and let the other lebanese be proud....there is a lot of lebanese people around the world suffering from these ignorant lebanese breaking the rules and screaming we are lebanese....
when u go to another country show respect to this country, u wanna be proud of ur mess , just stay in lebanon and don't nag that everything is messy....
btw MR hasan, go check about lebanese reputation, in europe, canada, australia, and just started getting bad in usa (khalileh rassak bil banet mitil ma elit)....
proud of being a GOOD lebanese dats how it should be to build the country that we want....

as jubran 5alil jubran said , everyone have a look to his lebanon , so it's ur look and it's ur position , and u think lebanon should be better cz like this we have shame , and my llok is i am proud to be like this altought we have many faults and i am proud to be A Lebanese watever i am