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Old 08-10-2010   #181
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إن كنت تظن ان قلبي للتسلية ... فاني سأجعل قلبك مدينة ملاهي


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She came to me last night. Explored my body, licked, sucked, swallowed! When satisfied, she left & I was hurt!!... damn mosquito!
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Old 08-29-2010   #183
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History tells a story. That's why you must always clear it before your girlfriend uses the computer.
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The closest I've ever come to a 69 was when I showed a German b!tch my 6" and she said "nein!"
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Everyone has a right to be stupid; some people just abuse the privilege
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I'll Give You A Nickle If You Tickle My Pickle !!
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Liverpool have made a bid for Rooney after he said he wanted to play in a different league next season.
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I miss you like a retard misses the point

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حاول أن تصيب هدفك وإن لم يصب سهمك الهدف حاول مره تانيه وأن لم تصب ....خلص انسى شكلك احول


عندما تواجه عشرة رجال لوحدك في جو ممتلئ بالغيوم والعواصف والرعد .... وعندما تقف كل الصعوبات في وجهك رغم ذلك تصل لهدفك وتحققه......فاعلم وقتها انك الكابتن ماجد



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