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Old 10-11-2006   #101
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1. Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?

Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.


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2. Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.


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3. What are the three fastest ways of communication?
Three fastest means of communication in the world.
Tele-phone
Tele-vision

Tell-a-woman.
You still want faster?
(Tell her not to tell anyone)


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this is the best homsi joke :
-why did the homsi die?
-becasue he forgot to breath.
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Thanks LF_BOSS ma3 2enno fi mennoon seimi3 fyoon bass ktir 7elween
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He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says:
"Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a
silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says:
"OK, now what?"

At swim meet there is a blond brunette and a red head. They all had
to swim the 800 using the breast stroke. So they go at it and the
brunette comes in first than the red head than about 2 hours later the
blond comes in and turns to the judges. She says and points they
cheated. THey used there hands!

There is a boy called Tommy. His teacher asked the students in his
class who wants to go to Heaven? Everybody raised their hands except
Tommy. The teacher said why don't you want to go to Heaven? Tommy said
cause mum told me to come right back from school to home!

A man called mustafa got on plane. He found his place and wanted to
know who's sitting next to him so he said: "hi what's ur name" "BOND,
James Bond what about u?" Mustafa said proudly: "Tafa, Mustafa"

A dad asked his son to go and water the plants. the kid said: dad its
raining outside !!! his father says: its not an excuse take an
umbrella and go out
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Shu e5ir jemle 2ala TARAZAN ABEL MA YMOUT ?


min 7at el zett 3al 7ableeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says:
"Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a
silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says:
"OK, now what?"

At swim meet there is a blond brunette and a red head. They all had
to swim the 800 using the breast stroke. So they go at it and the
brunette comes in first than the red head than about 2 hours later the
blond comes in and turns to the judges. She says and points they
cheated. THey used there hands!

There is a boy called Tommy. His teacher asked the students in his
class who wants to go to Heaven? Everybody raised their hands except
Tommy. The teacher said why don't you want to go to Heaven? Tommy said
cause mum told me to come right back from school to home!

A man called mustafa got on plane. He found his place and wanted to
know who's sitting next to him so he said: "hi what's ur name" "BOND,
James Bond what about u?" Mustafa said proudly: "Tafa, Mustafa"

A dad asked his son to go and water the plants. the kid said: dad its
raining outside !!! his father says: its not an excuse take an
umbrella and go out
Rannouch walla inte bet3a2de .... a7la subjects elik
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Shu e5ir jemle 2ala TARAZAN ABEL MA YMOUT ?


min 7at el zett 3al 7ableeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool VERY FUNNY HAHAHAH!
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The Young Son says to his dad, ''Is it true, Dad, that in some parts
of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?'' The
father replied, ''That happens in every country, son.''


The Theacher asked to ABED what's the # that follows 3? he replied
4(teacher said him bravo) what's the # that follows 7? he replied
8(again he got a bravo) at the end the teacher asked him what's the #
that follows 10? he replied "Jack,Queen,King,Ace".


Once a Homsi went into a stadium where a football game was being
played and he kept on waving his big black flag, why..??!! because he was cheering the referee.

there was once a man talking to his wife....so his wife said to
him..John i want you to take me to a place i have never been
before....so her hausband said try the kitchen.


5 years old homsi child asked his mother : with whom am I gonna play
when my friends grow up?


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the 2nd a nd the last are hilarious hahahaha,
where do u get them ?
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