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Old 09-06-2008   #1
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Default Movies Always Show The Truth " Yeah right :P :P "

A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

Action heroes never face charges for manslaughter or criminal damage despite laying entire cities to waste.

All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her.

All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.

All grocery shopping bags contain at least one loaf of French bread.

All pistols shoot at least 20 times.

All single women have a cat.

All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.

Although in the 20th century it is possible to fire weapons at an object out of visual range, people of the 23rd century will have lost this technology.

An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight year old child.

Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds -unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.

Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames.

Creepy music coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.

Dogs always know who's bad and will naturally bark at them.

During a very emotional confrontation, instead of facing the person you are speaking to, it is customary to stand behind them and talk to their back.

During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.

Everyone has aviation skills.

Every car that goes off a cliff explodes before it hits the ground.

Guns are like disposable razors - if you run out of bullets, just throw the gun away. You can always buy a new one.

Having a job of any kind will make all fathers forget their son's eighth birthday.

If a killer is lurking in your house, it's easy to find him. Just relax and run a bath - even if it's the middle of the afternoon.

If a phone line is broken, communication can be restored by frantically beating the cradle and saying, "Hello? Hello?"

If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year.

If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear.

If there is a deranged killer on the loose, this will coincide with a thunderstorm that has brought down all the power and phone lines in the vicinity.

If you lose a hand, it will cause the stump of your arm to grow by 15 cm.

If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

Interbreeding is genetically possible with any creature from elsewhere in the universe.

Interbreeding is genetically possible with any creature from elsewhere in the universe.

It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.

It is not necessary to say hello or goodbye when beginning or ending phone conversations.

It's easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessor.

Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door and use that light instead.

Make-up can safely be worn to bed without smudging.

Many musical instruments - especially wind instruments and accordions can be played without moving the fingers.

Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.

Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.

Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper cuttings - especially if any of their family or friends has died in a strange boating accident.

Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning, even though the husband and children never have time to eat them.

No matter how badly a spaceship is attacked, its internal gravity system is never damaged.

No-one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.

Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.

One good guy with a pistol can take out 30 to 40 bad guys with machine guns.

One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one.

People on TV never finish their drinks.

Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch-enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gases, lasers and man-eating sharks that will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.

Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.

Stolen clothes are always a perfect fit.

Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally atthat precise moment you turn the television on.

The Chief of Police will always suspend his star detective - or give him 48 hours to finish the job.

The chief of police always shouts.

The "driver" can take his eye off the road, talk to the passenger for five minutes straight, and not hit a darn thing.

The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.

The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any part of the building without difficulty.

The "woman" will always fall down trying to escape.

Wearing a singlet or stripping to the waist can make a man invulnerable to bullets.

When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.

When paying for a taxi, never look at your wallet as you take out a note - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.

When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: Enter Password Now.

You can always find a chainsaw whenever you're likely to need one.

You're likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.


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Default Re: Movies Always Show The Truth " Yeah right :P :P "

okey ill choose my best , and theyr very real

A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds

During a very emotional confrontation, instead of facing the person you are speaking to, it is customary to stand behind them and talk to their back.
i always c this in egyptian movies and shows

During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.


It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.
this happens in lebanon

It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessor.

No-one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.


One good guy with a pistol can take out 30 to 40 bad guys with machine guns.

Stolen clothes are always a perfect fit.


The "driver" can take his eye off the road, talk to the passenger for five minutes straight, and not hit a darn thing.

The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any part of the building without difficulty.



When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.

You're likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.


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Default Re: Movies Always Show The Truth " Yeah right :P :P "

It's hilarious ...
All of them are true
This one is the best :
If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear

Thanks for sharing man

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Default Re: Movies Always Show The Truth " Yeah right :P :P "

loooooooooooool also is it just me or the hero is never out of bullets? unless he have another weapon in his sock
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