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Old 12-09-2009   #71
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We Is Friends!
Me And You Is Friends.
You Smile, I Smile .....
You Hurt, I Hurt ..
You Cry, I Cry ...

You Jump Off A Bridge .. ..

I Gonna Miss Your E-Mails !


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The secret of a happy marriage..... remains a secret.
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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.



Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.


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Politician - One who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence after.
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Losing a wife can be veryhard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
HAHAH LMAO very funny
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Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
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As You Get Older Three Things Happen. The First Is Your Memory Goes, And I Can't Remember The other Two...
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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? He had low elf esteem.
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The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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Funny quotes [ Christmas edition ]

"I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included."

Bernard Manning.

"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."

Jay Leno.
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for tonight He was born.God.(not me, the other one)
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