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Old 02-26-2009   #1
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From GTA SAN ANDREAS
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Lianne Forget: Recently, a large field of marijuana in Flint County was set on fire. This has been rather unfortunate for the local wildlife, most of which was found eating chocolate, listening to the same band over and over, and buying fractal art.

[during a cell phone conversation]
Carl Johnson: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Cesar: Why you always saying that? I already told you. Where the holiness does his business, is his business.

[after Cesar gives CJ a silenced Colt .45]
Carl Johnson: Oh shit! Where you get this?
Cesar: Same place I got my pants, homes. This is America, man!

[reading a book called "Conspiracy Theory"]
Mike Toreno: This history is all wrong! It says that Hitler killed himself, and that we nuked Japan. Well... Whatever helps them sleep at night.

[as a black van pulls out of a hospital]
The Truth: Don't look! Quick! Think of a yellow, rubber duck!

Helicopter Co-Pilot: There she is! She's beautiful!
Helicopter Pilot: There HE is! He's a guy!


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