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Old 02-21-2010   #101
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What do you call a black priest ? Holy Shit
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For nerds only: I've recently decided to freeze myself to -273║C. My girlfriend thinks I'll die, but I think I'll be 0K
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For nerds only: I've recently decided to freeze myself to -273║C. My girlfriend thinks I'll die, but I think I'll be 0K
EPIC FAIL.
Your girlfriend is right, it's 273K to have a joke, the unit is in KELVIN not in degree Celsius. you can't fool a cool by freezing to +273 (whatever unit)
-273║C is lethal.
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EPIC FAIL.
You're girlfriend is right, it's 273K to have a joke, the unit is in KELVIN not in degree Celsius. you can't fool a cool by freezing to +273 (whatever unit)
-273║C is lethal.
0K = -273C

OMG you failed The Joke is Right
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