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Old 04-14-2010   #131
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Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery.


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I've yet to see Adobe Acrobat do any tricks. I'm very disappointed.

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The guy who discovered milk....What was he doing with that cow?
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If we're not supposed to have late night snacks .. why is there a light in the fridge ?
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Eyjafjallajokull.... sorry my cat just walked across my keyboard

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"They did a study and they found that men have a sexual thought once every 7 seconds. That is really scary. You know what’s even scarier? Until the next thought comes… there’s nothin."

"I was out on a date with this girl and she was like"I like to wait 6 month before I have sex with a guy" and I was like"wow I really respect that...ok guess I'll see you in 6 month. do you just email me or how does that work? "

"We men know no matter how poorly we behave, it seems we always end up with women anyway, look around this room, look at all these men you see with lovely women, you think these are special men? gifted men? one of a kind men? these are the same jerks and idiots I am talking about, they're doing just fine"
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I stepped on a corn flake today, I have become a cereal killer!
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"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."

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Most mothers feed their babies with little spoons and forks. What do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?



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