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Old 01-30-2011   #231
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MAN:- Boy, what's ur Dad's name?
BOY:- His name is LAUGHING.
MAN:- And ur Mother's name?
BOY:- SMILING.
MAN:- You must be Kidding?
Boy:- No, thats my brother, I'm Joking !


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I'll be there in 5 mins! if not, read this again..
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A Chinese woman went for an interview ..

Interviewer: Give me a sentence using the following words: Green, Pink, Yellow, Blue, White, Black and Purple.

Chinese woman: The phone Green, I Pink it up, and I say Yellow, Blue's that? White? Sorry wrong number, don't call us Black coz you're disturbing the Purple working here ..
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حقيقة علمية: عندما يغضبك أحدهم .. فأنت تستهلك 42 عضلة للتكشير في وجهه، مما يؤدي الى الشيخوخة المبكرة .. بينما أنت لا تحتاج سوى لـ 4 عضلات عشان تسلخو كف .. فلا تتردد وحافظ على شبابك
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وزارة الصحة تحذر من مشاهدة مؤتمرات جعجع الصحفية لأنها تؤدي إلى أمراض خطيرة ومميتة
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Dear Nazis,
You did WHAT?! I said I hate JUICE!
sincerely, Hitler
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Dear peach,
When is the last time you shaved?
Sincerely, apple.
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Girls think giving birth is hard, try playing COD with a laggy connection....
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When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C.
The Russians used a pencil.
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عاجل:

وصول مراسل قنات تلفزيون لبنان إلى القاهرة لمعرفة أسباب المظاهرات
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